Goldsteinic Device

noun:

1. A term coined from George Orwell's critically acclaimed dystopian novel "1984" that refers to a nonexistent idea used as a scare tactic by a person or an organization. Such a device is used as a public diversion from a situation at hand as the "antagonist,"Emmanuel Goldstein, was in Orwell's book.

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Example:
Many would call the terrorist group "Al Qaeda" a Goldsteinic device that the US government uses to help justify their war efforts.

by kenanjabr May 30, 2012

Shit Devil

When you have a terrible case of the PPCs (poo poo cramps), and you know that a painful shit will soon be born.

Chad Baconmaker ate Taco Bell for lunch. He'll give birth to a shit devil later.

by Louisiana Urbanite April 22, 2015

The devil's cabbage

Weed, bud, cannabis.

"My son would never smoke the devil's cabbage!"

by freyat December 28, 2016

Salad Device

A specialized type of device designed to be used specifically on salad.

Hey, can you pass me the salad device, I need it for my salad.

by Ric Mic June 1, 2017

the devils loop hole

It's when your girls is super religious, so instead of being able to go in the front door you got to do the devils loop hole and fuck her in the ass.

My girl loves Jesus and wants to keep it pure but I'm horny as fuck, so we use the devils loop hole and now my Dick smells like shit

by Onion dip July 18, 2017

The Devil's Hoagie

A white bread sandwich, with the middle being another piece of white bread. Mike Pence gave it the name "The Devil's Hoagie".

"Mike, why are you eating 3 pieces of white bread?"

"I'm not! I'm eating The Devil's Hoagie!"

by bossofcreepers20 December 4, 2017

The Devil said Yeet

When life is going good but for some unknown reason things begin to collapse in on one self.

College was going great but then the Devil said Yeet.

by Green Vampire May 25, 2019