Fake depression

Usually middle schoolers would do this for attention by faking mental illnesses. Always post on their Snapchat story DHMU, only the real ones would know, always uses the 💔😕 emojis also uses Simpson edits to show their “depression” And denies when confronted about it. And don’t forget this one, they always like to date people then break up with them then post a heartbroken emoji on their story.

Every middle schooler on their story,”Don’t hit me up I need time to think, only the real ones would know.” A.K.A Fake Depression

by @andyloll2 August 3, 2019

netflix depression

The period after finishing a television series on netflix in which you search to fill the void it left in your life.

Tommy just finished season five of Breaking Bad and is suffering from major netflix depression.

by ablake08 September 25, 2013

rave depression

adj. The feeling of great sadness felt after a rave ends. The only known cure is going to another rave. Depression can last from several hours up to several months. May take a while for symptoms to occur

A:I just got back from a rave!
B:How was it?
A: F****** awesome!
-Day later_
B:Whats up?
A:I hate everything
B: Must be rave depression

by z1andonly July 9, 2010

Mileven depression

Mileven depression is when you watch stranger things season two and watch he mileven kiss and feel sad. Symptoms include Finn Wolfhard obsession, jealousy of Millie Bobby Brown, headaches, nausea, and death.

After watching season two of ST, I got mileven depression.

by Finn is the best May 12, 2018

Fake depression

When someone pretends they have depression for attention. They could post things like Bart Simpson crying with a caption saying “pls someone fucking kill me :(“ . A very common way to tell someone is faking it is if they always talk about having “mental breakdowns” or “crying fits” wherever they go. These people are disgusting attention whores so if you come across one just ignore them so they don’t get what they want.

Beth: hey Eloise, how was your night?
Eloise: oh well I was fucking crying my eyes out about the smallest thing. God I’m so sensitive. Why am I still alive.
Beth: fucking attention whore
Eloise: what?
Beth: you have such bad fake depression
Eloise: no I dont *pretending to cry*
Beth: oh fuck off

by honestlystop January 24, 2020

Depression boner

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.

Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral

by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017

Depression beard

When you unintentionally grow out your facial hair because for multiple nights you’re too tired/lazy/depressed to shave

Person 1: Why are you growing out your beard?
Person 2: I’m not, this just a depression beard

by I don't really care December 12, 2018