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Junk Cringe

instinctively covering/protecting ones genitalia when seeing someone get racked in epic fashion

flinch: draw back, as with fear or pain with a reflexive posture or gesture of covering ones genitalia in response to witnessing a severe injury to that area.
Saw this skater crush his nuts on this rail, gave me a junk cringe.
by duitbrains November 21, 2010
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closet clinger

The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.
Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.

"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"

"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011
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Homework Clinger

When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?

Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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Pussy Cringe

When someone or something is so unattractive your vagina physically cringes.
"Did you see that pic of Donald Trump?"
"Yeah I pussy cringed so hard"
by Shazbot89 January 5, 2017
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Urban Cringe

Urban Cringe is a name for those who use words like "lil" "lit" "dat" "mami" "papi" "bruh" etc. But they ruin it and make it sound cringe and tryhard. An Urban Cringe can be someone using a social media trending topic and also making it cringeworthy. Most of the urban cringe is found on the internet.

cringe-worthy things to have been said:

Lil dat ello oki/e den dis papi aesthetic lit hallo haiii hewwo sowwy ...etc

cringe-worthy symbols/emoticons:

XD / xD :3 ^-^ / ^_^ / ^0^ / ^o^ / :O :o :c / c: ;-; / ;_; owo o-o / O-O / o-O / o_O / O_O :/ ;/
eg.1
Cringey Girl: "Omg papi, dat shirt is lit"
Chill Person: "Stop being an Urban Cringe"

eg.2
"i love oreos they are bae"
"gucci gang is da best"
by SlorpyNorg February 28, 2018
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Morbid cringe

Easy, cringe content and compilations that centre in one person or one group of people, making more than 24 hours talking about the cringe of somebody, its an obsession.
The morbid cringe obsesion with Cristhian Weston. Nothing good came out of there, you see?
by shut tf up May 10, 2020
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urban cringe

When kids start to look up stuff on urban dictionary in a cringe-full fashion.
Timmy: Spams chat with the definition of his name
Everybody, literally dying inside of cringe: Shut with your urban cringe
by A person from earth December 7, 2020
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