Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by April 21, 2023

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by April 21, 2023

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles June 12, 2011

Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 07, 2024

butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal

Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!

by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 17, 2017

Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.

My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!

by Breezy Webster February 21, 2019