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Crunk Tuesday 

A college event that began in Orange County, CA by a group of drunken friends who decided to go against the grain and party on a Tuesday night to celebrate one of their friend's birthdays. This led to even more debauchery on Tuesday nights such as spontaneous road trips to Mexico as well as localized dance parties in California.

Today, "Crunk Tuesdays" is an everyday term in most California college dormitories and other college dwellings alike. At it's core, Crunk Tuesdays is a party held every Tuesday night during the active school semester at a house or apartment. However, for others it's more than that; it's a stress outlet for thrill-seeking, adventuresome young people who aren't content with the 2-day weekend. If you will, it's a once-in-a-college-opportunity to live on the edge and meet others that do too.
After my last class at 9 PM I will be at Crunk Tuesdays with my Heineken mini-keg and a bottle of 151!
Crunk Tuesday by Don Johnston December 9, 2008
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Crunk Master 

The person at a party that is first to get intoxicated; be it alcohol, marijuana, or hard core drugs. This person aims toward one goal: to get and stay plastered.

A crunk master can easily be identified in the wild as the first to take their shirt off and the last to recover from a hangover.
I just woke up in a dumpster with no clothes with no recollection of last night; I must've been quite the crunk master

I hate the crunk master. She just tore off all of her clothes after a bottle of champagne at my wedding and fucked the best man before the ceremony,

The crunk master just did crystal meth after 20 shots! Lets go watch her puke and get arrested!

I got a call from the crunk master and she says she is Mexico with a balloon full of cocaine in her ass.
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Crunk Cup 

A goblet or chalice that "pimps" carry around with them at social gatherings. Usually ridiculously decorated in a "sparkly" fashion. In fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with ADD infinite access to a "Bedazzler" and a china cabinet. Usually carries around "Cristal" (krih-stahl) immitations and such.
"That cup's spackled more with diamonds than my toilet with shit after I eat too mush Taco del Mar!"
"Word dawg, thass a Crunk Cup all up in dis."
"So that's what happened to my goddamn Bedazzler..."
"Niggah what?"

Crunk can 

A gasoline can (usually made of red plastic) used to store alcoholic beverages instead of gas. Useful for sneaking alcohol into venues/parties and getting crunk. Made popular in the early 2000's by the crunk music movement.
Homeboy 1: "Dude, why does this taste like gasoline?"
Homeboy 2: "Didn't rinse the crunk can right."
Crunk can by Mattaboy July 10, 2014

Crunk City

A place where numerous drinks are drank, with resulting drunkenness.
“Hey, let’s stop at Crunk City before going to watch the kids’ recital, then we can all Uber home.”
Crunk City by Tarzan the Cow September 7, 2018

crunk in your junk 

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.
" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."

Crunk Booty

A term used for a healthy (but not fat) woman with a beautiful round ass. Only used for those women with a small tight waist, bubble "teardrop" buttcheeks, and the hips to match. Most commonly associated with Mexican and African-American bitches.
Damn, check out that Crunk Booty yo! I wanna tap that shit!
Crunk Booty by Loischer April 16, 2007