crunchy grape

when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after

Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

Crunchie scrunchie

You’ve heard of scrunchie for vsco sksksksk now crunchie scrunchie is WAY better it has more crunch to it

“Hey did I show you the crunchie scrunchie I got”

by Uknowme November 11, 2019

yummy crunchy green

Yummy crunchy green is a delicious dish that is most popular in northwestern Iowa. It's arguably the best food in Iowa, and maybe even globally.

Oh my god dude I love my mom's yummy crunchy green!
Ever since my grandma died, the yummy crunchy green hasn't tasted the same...

My grandma's yummy crunchy green won the contest

by LindaLouis June 7, 2025

crunchy

Adjective. Like a cracker is easy to break, used to describe a person who is easily pissed off

You’re being pretty crunchy today, who crapped in your cornflakes?

by kar_nich November 2, 2017

Crunchy

When someone looks crusty and like they just got out of bed. When one looks so cute that it’s not cute; when used along the word cute it means your cute but kinda ugly. (Fun insult not to be taken seriously)

She looks cute and crunchy.

by Crispy Dodo April 5, 2021

Crunchy show

Crunchy as in enjoying something at loud. Used to describe the type of shows/movies/cartoons/ ... that can be really annoying at times and it makes you just loudly say stuff like "Why won't they just talk?!". Yet beside all of it's downsides you still like to watch it.

I can't stop watching all this crunchy shows!

by anonymous July 25, 2022

crunchy

An adjective describing someone or something when they/ are being cool or good

"aye Brian over there is being very crunchy"

by dara_leggett November 25, 2016