crocodile done deal

1. done deal. finished. derived from 1986 movie starring paul hogan, "crocodile" dundee.

2.to agree, to make a deal.

1. i was at the car dealership all day and i was really happy when it was crocodile done deal.

he has been passed out in the car for an hour. crocodile done deal.

2. you want to leave? crocodile done deal.

by coco chappelle September 19, 2012

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

Crock Off

When used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for "lie" or "bullshit". But when paired with "off" the phrase can be used interchangeably with "fuck off". Because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the hell out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.

Ignorant peasant: "Hey guy, you got fake timbs boy!"
You: "Crock off!"
Ignorant peasant: "Huh?"

by Cr0ck 0ff February 13, 2017

Crockpie

(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses the mixture to make a pie and eat it with mash potato

Frank: I enjoyed my crockpie last night mummy.

Mum: glad you enjoyed it, it was your fathers idea.

by Pickers101 February 24, 2017

crockie

Something that defines an idiot

She's Crockie bro

by Chrissyco April 9, 2017

Crocodile Ebola

Is somthing that kills you instantly

I got infected by crocodile Ebola I’m going to die

by Fisher MC Fisher June 13, 2018

crocodile gremlin

They have giant dicks and will make ur gran tranny. He will fuck u up in any game and every time u say it a crocodile turns into a gremlin.

Man: ur shite at coood
Man 2: no your gran tranny and I’m a crocodile gremlin
Man: shite why U say dat
*pet crocodile turns into gremlin*
Man 2: shite run me in fuhrer

by Ur gran tranny May 12, 2018