cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.

"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"

by Greg Proops April 22, 2008

licky condom

dirty condom for slaping little kids and old people

ima licky condom you

by dominic cory January 12, 2011

condom

A girl who seems to have no other purpose in life but to collect spooge; a slutbag with no (other) redeeming features.

You did HER? Dude, that's not what I meant when I said you should use a condom.

by couldn't make this stuff up April 21, 2008

condom

that rubber like thing that people seem to forget about when very intoxicated causing them to wake up in the morning and leave way to quickly. if even making it to the morning

few beers in a club never ends well as you wobble back to an unknown house no one ever mentions the fatal (could be vital) word condom

by dealy March 29, 2009

Cotton Condom

Using a sock (or similar article of clothing) as a way to prevent a spillage of seed. Used exclusively with masturbating males whom create quite the mess.

"John used a cotton condom the other day so he didn't get cum all over his new sheets."

by The_Big_Man98 March 28, 2009

Plate Condom

Very common among college students. A flimsy paper plate placed on top of a regular plate in order to benefit from the sturdiness of the ceramic plate and the disposability of the paper plate.

Ari: Here, have some chicken.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.

by mellowtico March 31, 2009

wiper condom

When you go to the car wash and they put little plastic bags over your wipers as protection from the "dangers" of the car wash machine.

"aw fuck they put one of them damn wiper condoms on my car again! now I have to not be lazy and go take it off"

by DJ Russly August 3, 2009