CAPTCHA CODE

A type of challenge-response test used by savvy women to ensure that the responses they get from potential mates are not generated by one-night-standers and bullshitters who would say and promise anything ludicrous (obviously absurd) to get some friction (intercourse).
(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.

X: "But Mary, why you date wall-streeters?"
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."

by rperazag June 22, 2010

Code Black

A medical emergency term used to tell the staff in the hospital that there is a bomb threat in the building.

According to head nurse there is a code black in the building and we need to evacuate.

by Crys. July 16, 2008

code magic

A made up little cheat system created by some fag by the name of IDOT.

People should tell little kids about how hacking is done on a COMPUTER.

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

spaghetti code

The product of when some ignorant, over-confident fuckface writes in a hundred lines what you could write in a simple switch statement. This will undoubtedly include unneeded procedures and/or functions, unnecessary global variables, and unnecessarily abstracted include files. The purpose is to stroke the already inflated ego of said limp-dick programmer. And the result is that after management gets a clue and fires this jackass, you become the poor bastard who has to debug this pile of shit when it inevitably breaks down.

Security guard: What are you still doing here. It's seven o'clock. Shouldn't you be at home with your wife?

poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.

by Mark VZ December 13, 2006

myspace code

A phrase used by non-geeks, which, when translated means HTML and CSS.

Britney: Hey Berners, you're good with computers and that, right?
Berners-Lee: Yeah.
Britney: Do you know any myspace codes? I'm a bit confused.
Berners-Lee: You mean HTML and CSS?
Britney: Huh?

by Gordon Hanzmann-Johnson April 15, 2008

Code Red

A person that one might strongly want to avoid.

Rosalind- "...yeah totally, same"

*dude that Rosalind hates walks in*

Emily- "oh shiz! CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED!!!"

by Goodemilyegg November 24, 2013

Friend Code

The formerly unwritten rule that you don't date, hit on, hook up with or do your friend's ex boyfriends/girlfriends...

CiCi: Did you know that Bee hooked up with P's ex last night?

Lulu: WTF? That completely violates friend code.

by WoobieGee October 7, 2008