Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009

chip dip

when you sneak up to someone-scream "CHIP DIP"- then procede to jab your finger in their ass. Cramming underwear and pants into their asshole

Surprise! CHIP DIP!!!

by Kat Jordan October 14, 2007

Chip-tit

An obese person who plays World of Warcraft in their basement while snacking on chips such as doritoes, lays origonal, and fritos. The name comes from the chip intercepting ability of their massive man nips.

John is such a chip-tit. He would rather play World of Warcraft then hang out with girls.

by the real ronald reagan January 16, 2009

Survivor Chip

The chip that is leftover in your hand when it breaks in the dip.

When Steve's corn chip broke in the salsa, he was left with a survivor chip.

by Toothdude October 4, 2009

Chipping Up

To win the championship in a competitive event. (ChampionCHIP)

I can't wait wait for this years fantasy football league so I can resume Chipping Up! Pretty soon you going to have to call me Sir-Chips-Alot!

by Andrew420 March 31, 2011

weiner chips

Those little burned off peices of hot dogs that are attached to it or have stuck onto the plate after you microwave it.

Rudy: Hey there, BUD.
Bud: Hey Rudy. I just made a hot dog.
Rudy: Any weiner chips on the plate?
Bud: Yeah.
Rudy: Just gimme da chips

by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2008

Rolling in the Chips

(RITC) when someone is extremely drunk and unable to function normally in public.

Wow, I was really rolling in the chips last night.

by Drunkperson May 21, 2013