for cereal

The combination of SErious and for REAL.

JaJa: Xbox 360s went on a recall because Mexicans made it.
GenGen: Lolz... for cereal?
JaJa: yah
GenGen: pwned

by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

cerebral air biscuit

brain fart. To do something really stupid and realize it while you are doing it. airhead, blonde moment

I had a cerebral air biscuit moment last night while fucking your sister.

by Rebecca69 May 25, 2006

cereal date

A term used to describe a platonic friend situation which the female misconstrues as romantic.

Katie had a crush on Kip and when he came over one night to eat cereal after the bar, she thought it was a date. She told her friends they went on "cereal dates".

Rob told Earl that a girl was stalking him; Earl told Rob that they probably went on a cereal date.

by misselle April 27, 2008

Knighting Ceremony

An historic event in which the female falls to her knees, bows her head and closes her eyes to signify her preparedness for the honor. Her sex-friend places his schlong first on her left shoulder, then her right. As the soon-to-be knight lifts her head to rise to her feet, she is met by a cockslap with the strength of a thousand suns.

-I wanted to have sex to her, but she wasn't of noble descent...
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.

by jouststrap July 21, 2011

milk before cereal

simply adding milk into the bowl before cereal.

Want some milk before cereal, I'm too lazy to make food.

by Milk before Cereal January 16, 2018

Bored With Cereal

A band that's consist of four members. Thomas(vocals), Chris(guitar), Séamus(bass) and Astoundo(drums). They recently won the Sandford Park Battle of the Bands much to the dismay of some guy backstage who no one really likes.

Hey, do you like Bored With Cereal?

by Biblo February 15, 2005

Dolphin Healing Ceremony

Any gathering of environmentalists, yoga-fanatics or other new-age types that is annoyingly trite and/or cheesy.

1.They played Jeff Buckley's 'Hallelujah' in my yoga class this morning. It was a total dolphin healing ceremony. That'll teach me to to ditch Bikram Yoga.

2. I got sucked into going to a total Dolphin Healing Ceremony of a flute concert with my hippie parents.

by MTKarl January 26, 2010