jouststrap's definitions

Knighting Ceremony

An historic event in which the female falls to her knees, bows her head and closes her eyes to signify her preparedness for the honor. Her sex-friend places his schlong first on her left shoulder, then her right. As the soon-to-be knight lifts her head to rise to her feet, she is met by a cockslap with the strength of a thousand suns.

-I wanted to have sex to her, but she wasn't of noble descent...
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.

by jouststrap July 21, 2011