Skip to main content

blood, sweat and Carly Simon 

Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.
J: Why are you being so hateful?

E: Why are you?

J: My heart wants you.

E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.

J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.

E: Right on.

<kiss>
Related Words

Drew Carey 

Man who is unfairly treated by others on Urban Dictionary.
He is actually a very funny man, and shouldn't be made fun of because of his weight, like Colin should not be taken the piss out of because he is losing his hair.
"See all them twats on UD taking the piss out of Drew Carey? Yeh? They're gay."
Drew Carey by Loolie April 18, 2006
Camrynn is a beautiful light skin with brown eyes . She is the
Camrynn is loyal !!
Camrynn by S_kyy April 14, 2019

Carrying a Six Pack 

When a chick is lying face down with her ass in the air, a guy places his thumb in her ass and his forefinger plus middle finger in her pussy and then lifts up (the act of carrying a six pack of beer)
Most men enjoy carrying a six pack around with them!

Pull a David Carradine. 

Telling someone to go fuck themselves and die.
Hey asshole why don't you go "Pull a David Carradine."
A carr is not, as one may think, a misspelling of the word car. It is actually totally different and way better. A carr is a small woodland creature resembling keira knightley and natalie portman (since they are THE SAME). It is not highly intelligent, and it can be easily swayed into doing anything with one of the following: dark chocolate, strawberry-rhubarb pie, penn badgley, soap. Do not let appearances fool you, however; the carr is highly dangerous when agitated. FEAR IT!!
Hey man, look at that cute little carr over there! Wait, what...what's it...oh no...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!
carr by Lebang October 27, 2007