Carpet clenchers

toes/feet/grippers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!

by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023

Shnoze Carpet

Another way of saying Mustache.

Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet

by JWazza October 31, 2019

carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut!

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

Carpet Gum

Hairy ballsack

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.

by Terrypenus August 20, 2021

Dust the carpet

When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.

Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.

by ThatsTheyz April 29, 2022

Carpet-Banned

the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site

oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned

by assaultpencil May 10, 2022

carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.

Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.

by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022