Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Capital C

A major cunt

Wow, you should have seen her last night Richard... a real capital c.. ewww..

by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

Red stone RELBJALOODS 🔴 AND BLUE UNITY RELBJALUDS 💙. Player 1 will have to play with BJ sang and rose's if player 1 jumps all the red and blue army men then he will have to jump the crime boss after all the army men is out. player 2 will have the army men and the crime boss player 1 will have BJ sang and rose's and the 5 credits to master the game if player 1 gets jumped 5 times then he or she is out game over. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 11, 2022

Capital C

A major cunt

Wow, you should have seen her last night Richard... a real capital c.. ewww..

by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018

dhulbahante capital

A dhulbahante capital is a city that is central to the reer darawiish

the dhulbahante capital

by khatumo October 30, 2020

capitals

the distinct, typically broader section at the head of a post or column.

"the pillars have molded capitals"

by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025

Merit Capitalism

Merit Capitalism:

Wealth and power to the most qualified and resourceful.

Merit Capitalism ensures that the best and most qualified people make the rules.

by anonymous July 15, 2025