canoed out

its a sexual innuendo for whenever a woman repeatedly gets fucked by numerous men and is bottomed out

My friend Manuel doesnt fool around with women whom he believes have been canoed out

by Manuel59manuel February 12, 2021

Douche canoe

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024

Douche canoe

An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.

I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."

by argonforrest October 22, 2014

skin canoeing

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.

Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...

by CreepyRob June 5, 2023

Douche-canoe

Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass

Wow he is such a douche-canoe, I hope his ex knows about me

by Big dick III July 15, 2015

sofia cano

Sofia Cano seems really shy but once you get to meet her she is one of the best people you'll meet in your lifetime she is a very kind and sweet person she does not tolerate any kind of meanness especially with her friends. When she's in school and in class with her friends she will be a little crazy and out of her mind but she is truly the kindest and sweetest she will always make sure to include everyone even if she doesn't like she is truly the most beautiful girl with clear skin perfect hair and a nice personality. She truly is the best person you'll meet in your life time and sometimes she will be a little crazy and awkward but she truly is the best friend you'll ever have if you ever meet a sofia cano make sure to never let her go she is truly amazing

Sofia cano is so pretty!

by Sabrina1234 May 17, 2023