cartistic

to be cool and artistic all at the same time

Oh my gosh your so cartistic when your drawing!

by bandbuddie06 November 19, 2006

Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.

“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?

by tvthestallion August 12, 2019

Liza Cartier

i mean i talked to her like once and she seems like she tries too much, i personally do not like her and her boyfriend they r so god damn irritating bro like she just puts on way too much accessories and forces her boyfriend to say "Liza's style is better than urs" when the bitch looks like a tacky science project

"Bro what is Liza Cartier wearing"

by anne nown December 7, 2021

Certifiably Insane

A degrading term that stubborn girls say to get under your skin about a mental disorder, or perhaps you went to the mental hospital for help.

Your girlfriend is certifiably insane, shes incrediable because of how crazy she really is.

by MRS. Caitlin Crisis June 2, 2015

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003

Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.

Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

cartilage

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.

"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"

by Thomual October 28, 2005