Band Buffer

Person who performs sexual favors (usually oral) for all band members before live performance in order to settle nerves and anxiety.

My band buffer scaffed their teeth on my shaft, so I grabbed the baby powder and smacked a bitch.

by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009

discount slut buffet

Just like a slut buffet except cheaper.

A person (usually a woman) who will pretty much do anything and everything to her so-called "dates" for a very cheap price.

You can take her on a date to the dollar movies and not buy popcorn, and she will do anything for you.

Gary: "All I did was buy Tina a ring that cost me 50 cents, and she gave me a b.j!"
Josh: Dude, sweet! She's such a discount slut buffet, isn't she?"

by Pirate_Princess007 September 8, 2010

buffer bars

device used with skill to shine an old vagina - similar to the tools to shine shoes

I fucked Jon Gosselin last night and had to used the buffer bars to clean my dirty pussy

by AJandKiawna November 12, 2009

The Buffer

The last big fart right before you have to take a shit. Usually smells worse than the actual shit. Generally this is the last sign that an oncoming shit is inevitable and imminent. A slow, controlled walk to the nearest shitter may be required.

Holy shit dude, I just dumped the buffer!

by Oregon Hillbilly November 9, 2010

buffer

A word used on the TV series "The Riches" used to describe non-travelers. Buffer is a corruption of the word buffoon which in turn may originate from the old Italian "buffare", meaning to puff out one's cheeks.

I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.

by CharlieG May 1, 2008

biffle

best friends, comes from BFFL(best friends for life)

Cassie and Kerry

by Travis Austin Doering February 4, 2004

buffer girl

A buffer girl refers to a woman who you have sex with only because you need to lose your virginity and gain sexual experience for later female encounters.

Bob: Golly, I really wanna fuck Sally George, but I'm a virgin, and don't want to make a total wet rag outta myself while penetrating her.
George: Geepers bob, you should go with that buffer girl Susan, so that next time Sally asks you to put your penis in her vagina, you'll be ready.

by Dickly Bob August 24, 2006