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A once prospering city in Western New York State that has been hopelessly reduced to a rotting, smelly, crime-ridden pile of shit; thanks in part to a Mayor with the intellect and mannerisms of Bullwinkle the Moose. He continually shrugs his shoulders in awe of his own ineptness, and keeps a stack of index cards with his standard "spin" responses to any substantive questions.
Buffalo is going nowhere but down, because no politician wants to get his/her prints on this trainwreck. If you find yourself traveling the I-90 towards Buffalo, just keep on driving.
Mathematical formula:

Mayor of Buffalo X 3 terms divided by number of jobs lost squared, subtract 54 percent in population drop, add political stupidity and corruption to an exponent of 50 = The stench that is the city of Buffalo
Buffalo by beastfan August 12, 2004
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Buffalo Drift

A method of driving a car in heavy snow, where the driver turns corners by executing low-speed, controlled skids, much like a slow donut. Popular in Buffalo, New York, the method derives its name from the movie "Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift", with the obvious change.

Not for the faint of heart, those who have been drinking heavily, or non-expert drivers. A poorly-executed Buffalo Drift may result in catastrophic damage to your car, other cars, street signs, or pedestrians, and may summon the pigs.
"Dude, it's snowing really hard outside, I was totally rocking the Buffalo Drift on my way over here!"
Buffalo Drift by Wild Buffalo Bill January 13, 2009
A male lot lizard. one who frequents truck stops looking for sex
I parked my truck at the rest stop and a damn buffalo came up wanting to give me a bj!
buffalo by trucker jim August 7, 2013
everybody loves buffalo aka, b-lo, buffalove, bufflehoe .... Inspite of a diminishing economy and having the second highest poverty rate in the U.S it doesn't mean we dont know how to party. we have an outstanding night life and sports teams that are just amazing *cough*. in the west we have latinas and crew camp? in the east we got the GHETT0 * and north and south are for the irish people. we have the greatest suburbs like cheektavegas and the BURG. we have the ancor bar and bars on every street corner along with my mama and the prostitutes. we have a very cold winter and a beautiful summer. the lake is a gorgeous view and it is a way to escape from the city. the marina is the blace to be!! we love to drink! ge' somee ge' somee ! everybody love everybody in buffalo. and buffalonians know how to deal with whatever you throw at them so if you dont live here your a pansy ass bitch.
two dogs are conversing in the streets of buffalo ....
abbi: where can you get some buffalo wings?
rachelle: anywhere ! you can fiind them in a garbage can, at the gas station or local walmart, therse some laying in the basement of that abandond house, and my fat ass priest even hides some in the tabernacle at church!
abbi: what about beerr i love me some labatt on a cold winters day
rachelle: go anywhere for that too you can find it at an AA meeting, the rehab center up the road, those little kids are selling it over there and you can find some reallyy good stuff up my ass right now i saved it for later here just reach right up
abbi: get cho asss out-
rachelle- just grap some its right -
abbi- get the hell out of my hood right now-
rachelle- its really good just grap it it hasn't been there that lon-
abbi- i will beat you skinny spotted asss
rachelle- i see how it is..
BUFFALO by sophia & rachel June 21, 2008

water buffalo 

Racial slur used to refer to a black person.
In 1993, a University of Pennsylvania student was charged with racial harassment because he yelled "Shut up, you water buffalo" to a group of (mostly) black sorority members.
water buffalo by scootinger September 16, 2006

Revenge of the Buffalo

Noun; the phenomena ensuing the consumption of buffalo wild wings, symptoms include sweats, shitts, and upset stomach.
After eating buffalo wild wings, John was hit by the revenge of the buffalo.

Buffalo Stance 

a catchy song by Neneh Cherry that pushes the delusion that a beautiful woman will choose a sincere man of modest means over a shallow rich man (with all other attributes being equal)
I remember that I used to listen to that song "Buffalo Stance" and think that I actually had a chance with this girl who was being pursued by a rich guy.
Buffalo Stance by gawthic1 April 1, 2010