Buffalo Soldier

A sexual act in which a man, when he's nearing climax, puts on a wig of dreadlocks (This has the best effect when the wig comes on while her eyes are closed, so she gets the full effect when she opens her eyes.) And just as she's thinking "What the fuck?" you pull out and cum all over her while singing the "Oy yoy yoy. Oy yoy yoy yoy. Oy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy" section of the chorus of Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley.

She completely freaked out when he did the buffalo soldier as he spooged on her tits.

by Balls Mackelroy June 16, 2009

buffalo slap

The act of allowing the girl to climb on top of you. You then immediately slap the right side of her ass as if you were a cowboy slapping a buffalo. Once her eyes light up and she realizes she was just branded, she will give a stare just like a buffalo. Buffalo slapping becomes even cooler while partaking in Hate-Sex.

"Dude, she wanted to try something new, so I buffalo slapped her."

"Man she was hot last night, i kind of wanted to have hate-sex with her and buffalo slap that shit.

by Pootie Stang April 4, 2006

Water Buffalo

A fat, ugly, unattratcive girl, at a club or bar trying to pick up guys and get slayed.

Daniel: Did you see the Water Buffalo David picked up lol?
Jeffery: Yes she gross , Hes a smidge if he did not slay her.

by UP7 Crew January 7, 2011

buffalo stance

The way a prostitute stands on the corner is called the "Buffalo Stance." Dumbass.

"That ho is standing in the Buffalo Stance."

by Brittany January 1, 2004

Buffalo Billjob

When a man tucks his dick between his legs and a person initiates a blowjob from behind. Inspired the by "The Silence of the Lambs" when Buffalo Bill tucks his package between his legs.

Jeffrey thought it would be funny to try to get his girlfriend to give him a Buffalo Billjob after they watched The Silence of the Lambs.

by Old Man Stan December 25, 2010

Buffalo Crotch

The spilling of buffalo hot wing sauce on one's crotch.

Suzy had a bad case of "Buffalo Crotch" from that south west salad she had for lunch.

by Fudge McDoogal May 21, 2009

Rusty Buffalo

A person so consistantly angry, cantakerous, grumpy or mean that they can only be likened to an American Bison getting it's taint scrubbed with a wire brush.

God, your dad is a jackass.

Yeah, he is a regular rusty buffalo...

by SlamHog November 15, 2009