10,11 buff cat

10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair

YOUR mom : kids, I'm going on a date tonight

Kids : with who????
YOUR mom : a 10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair
Kids : You're gay!!!! :D

by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022

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Seed oil buff

When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.

Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.

by Adm. Lobax September 19, 2023

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Calm Down,

This was used a fair while ago, when trains were used instead of cars and planes and bikes. The 'buffs' referred to the buffs of a train, which cause it to slow down. Thus the connotations of 'slowing down' connect with 'calm down' and here we go!

"Steady The Buffs"
"Steady The Buffs Eric"

by Kosmow Donahue March 16, 2008

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Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.

Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.

by Chadwick February 23, 2015

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