noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)
by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013
Get the taint breakfastmug. Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie May 7, 2011
Get the Business Breakfastmug. A combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut
She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".
by theProfessorK October 7, 2011
Get the Magic Breakfastmug. A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.
Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.
by Doomie January 29, 2015
Get the breakfast coatmug. When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.
by Tillyhoward May 5, 2018
Get the Leopards Breakfastmug. by boardie September 26, 2004
Get the breakfastmug. by Mathetron January 26, 2007
Get the japanese breakfastmug.