Bread thing

Euphemism for vaginal yeast infection producing large quantities of yeasty discharge resulting in a doughy like concoction in the panties, and the smell of a sushi bakery

Wow, I would go down on her unless your hungry! Shes got that bread thing...

by neanderman October 16, 2011

Bread Time

Time for bed.

Bro 1: Hey bro it's passed your bread time.

Bro 2: Don't tell me how to beat my wife!

by Veliin August 7, 2012

bread cut

A slang term for a hair cut. A fresh hair cut is analogous to cutting a freshly baked loaf of bread. Think of your hair as a loaf of bread and the barber shapes it how you/he want/s it.

Nice bread cut dude, looks fresh!

by crazycarl69696969 December 18, 2013

bread stuffer

When you put a hotdog bun on a your man's penis and then you shove it up the women's vagina

Last night I got high and me and my husband did the bread stuffer

by deadpixel January 26, 2015

bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

by M. H. Sapien October 13, 2016

bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun

"Obviously, if you have typed that in, you must be insane!" That is what some people would say but you don't want to listen to those guys. but oh no no no, I am here to show you the light.

You're insane, they were right.
BUT, it does have a meaning, this term means something is absolutely improbable and out of no where.
You can describe ANYTHING as a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun.

"Oh Robbie over there? He is such a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
"That discussion was so bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"

by Mother BeastCake May 27, 2017

Bread Digger

One who insists on digging down the loaf of sliced bread toward the centre in an attempt to get the freshest, usually resulting in the last few slices of the loaf tasting like cardboard.

Will you stop being a bread digger, I just went to get a slice and it's drier than Shipman's patient list.

by Sparktric May 9, 2017