Brandon

A cum-guzzling cunt.

Brandon, that guy you love to hate.

by Handlehandlehandle October 16, 2015

Brandon

Loser, annoying, selfish, imature, ugly

Brandon: I'm better than you and everyone else

Such a loser!!

by Hungry43 October 03, 2018

Brandon

A Fag.

Brandon is a fag

by Buddybbb January 22, 2016

Brandon

Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.

Ew, look at how Brandon he is

by iamnotbrandon43 December 02, 2016

Brandon

A guy that will always be there for you, even though he likes another girl, You as a human being would never regret meeting him

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Brandon today???
Girl 2: yeah, I like him
Brandon: WHATTTT

by Sassychicboo369 December 11, 2016

Brandon

A person who makes plans with you and then backs out every time right before its time

Dude don't pull a Brandon and back out

by Matthewj21 June 18, 2015

Brandon

Known as a "jodie" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife.
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms

That guy is totally Brandoning that married lady!

by chelsea's man December 13, 2010