Brandon

Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.

Ew, look at how Brandon he is

by iamnotbrandon43 December 1, 2016

Brandon

A guy that will always be there for you, even though he likes another girl, You as a human being would never regret meeting him

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Brandon today???
Girl 2: yeah, I like him
Brandon: WHATTTT

by Sassychicboo369 December 11, 2016

Brandon

A cum-guzzling cunt.

Brandon, that guy you love to hate.

by Handlehandlehandle December 8, 2015

Brandon

sometimes sticky, always greasy . has weird rash on his hand that kinda looks like herpes . but nice! and gay but not GAY GAY.

Brandon , wow , what a man.

by pplover3000 July 19, 2018

Brandon

Loser, annoying, selfish, imature, ugly

Brandon: I'm better than you and everyone else

Such a loser!!

by Hungry43 October 3, 2018

Brandon

A Fag.

Brandon is a fag

by Buddybbb May 3, 2016

Brandon

Known as a "jodie" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife.
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms

That guy is totally Brandoning that married lady!

by chelsea's man December 14, 2010