Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.

Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves

by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019

Brandon

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.

Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf

by NichThibba October 29, 2019

Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.

Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Brandon LeRoy

A man who has taken it upon himself to combat what he hates most: racism.

Hey! Were you just talking to Brandon LeRoy? Yeah, he was going over his plan to combat racism by 2021!

by CombatorOfRacism_9 December 8, 2019

Brandon

A simp, but the good kind of simp.

Brandon is the good kind of simp.

by SimpingFool March 24, 2020

Brandon walker

A man that sucks his or other peoples toes

I'm pretty sure I got told that person is a brandon walker

by Cummins cider June 16, 2020

Brandon Tatchell

HE HIS A SET 8 FUCKING MONG HE ALSO THINKS HE IS MASSIVE AND WILL KNOCK OUT ANYONE WHEN IN REALITY HES A FUCKING PUSSY AND HE IS RETARDED CUNT I WILL SPARK HIM TF OUT THE DUTTY MONG HE IS ALSO A SLY CUNT AND HE STINKS OF PURE PISS DOESNT WASH IS THE BIGGEST REEM TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH

"do you know that brandon tatchell kid " oh yeh i do hes a proper mong

by HITLERBOYOBACH July 4, 2020