ironically bored

When you now have so much time on your hands that you don't know what to do. The irony being that when you did have stuff to do you were meant to be doing something else.

watching stupid videos on youtube when you were meant to be revising for an exam. Now the exam is over watching videos does not seem that entertaining, and nor does anything else for that matter, making you ironically bored.

by now bored June 22, 2011

Bored to death

When your level of boredom has reach such extremes that you have reached a death like state in which you think and do nothing.

His friend : *is talking about nothing*
Guy : .........
His friend: lol is you dead...yo... dude! Oh my god! BRUH say something
Guy: oh my bad, I was momentarily bored to death what were you saying?

by Cease your faggotry July 22, 2017

GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER

MEANING- THE ACT OF GOING DOWN AND EATING OUT HE/SHE PUSSY OR SUCKING DICK

"GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER"
MICHAEL-i ask someone to go south of hte border on me "they laughed in my face

by DANYELLE KING October 18, 2008

Portland Bored

a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. Feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn't shit to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah...only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with shitty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.

the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!

Joe: wanna go see Big Name Band, at the Rose Garden tonight?

Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.

Joe: what else then? i'm bored

Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.

by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006

Borderline

A bar in Thousand Oaks California were 12 beautiful souls were lost

Blake Dingman

Jake Dunham

Cody Coffman
Sean Adler
Sgt.Ron Helus
Alaina Housley

Daniel Manrique

Mark Meza jr.
Justin Meek

Kristina Morisette
Telemachus Orfanos

Noel Sparks

Twelve beautiful souls that will never be forgotten 11.7.18 the 805 will never be the same

Let this serve as an reminder to always hold your love ones close and make sure they know you love them because you never know what day will be their last.

On 11.7.18 at borderline bar and grill there was a mass shooting and 12 beautiful souls were lost

by Aurora D. November 29, 2018

Borderline Emo

Borderline Emo

One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.

Also may have suspicious looking scars.

Them: "Hey dude, the Death Cab concert is in town!"

You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."

Them: "Fuck you."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006