Blueberry

Retarded Wyotech students that don't know shit, but think they are Gods' gift to the world... Little do they know Green shirts start out making ten dollars more an hour.

wow your a blueberry... nuf said.

by Luke Schall September 30, 2011

Blueberries

A bunch of fangirls from ONTD (who have since spun off into their own community) that showed photos of their junk/boobs to Eli Roth on MySpace in return for his leering approval.

Those Blueberries just sent Eli Roth a picture of their tits! Shameless harlots!

by The Voice of ONTD January 30, 2010

blueberry

A type of mobile phone. A Blackberry with bluetooth.

"Out the country, but the blueberry still connect" ~ Jay Z (referring to the GSM capability of the Blackberry 7100)

by Jack D. August 27, 2005

blueberry monster

1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.

2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.

Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!

by Whoopi Goldberg February 5, 2008

phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009

Bumber

A distorted bumper.

Skype messaging:
6:56:33 PM Person A:Its a bumber, I know
6:56:33 PM Person A: bummer*
6:56:33 PM Person A: lol
6:57:06 PM Person B: Wtf's a bumber? Lol.
6:57:56 PM Person A: a distorted bumper?
6:58:03 PM Person B: That's going on urban dictionary just for the hell of it.
6:59:24 PM Person A: YAY!

by El Rio. December 17, 2011

Blueberry Airblock

while getting a blowjob, you stick your cock down the bitch's throat, causing suffocation and thereby the bitch's face to look like a blueberry.

After that bitch told me that she was pregnant, I gave her the Blueberry Airblock.

by Gumby/Panda May 8, 2008