Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

Bladder triggered

when you have to pee, so everything triggers you

Sorry I was so rude in 4th period I was bladder triggered

by dabdaddy1995 April 27, 2017

Bladewayn53

Baldewayn53 is a wolverine batman cross breed

Ill use my Bladewayn53 powers on you

by JazzyDays November 18, 2017

bladed hand

the shape of ur hand when you are knifing someone

his bladed hand went and knifed me so hard last night.

by bbgjumpingbeans December 31, 2017

Blade

When a person massages another person shoulder blades with their feet.

Hey Sara, my back is killing me. Can I get a blade?

by BobbyC925 January 20, 2018

Bladefired

When a cool guy rekts you with facts and logic that don't care about your feelings.

Person a: I don't think mental disorders should be widely accepted.
Person b: ur dumb, you're an idiot, how could you even think something so stupid. Guys, he's meming

Person a: I just got Bladefired :^(

by Cittycats June 21, 2018

bladdergut

Someone who drinks a lot. Not only alcohol, but water /soft drinks too.
A Bladdergut has a huge need for liquids.
Bladdergut children are always at the drinking fountains or thirstily draining bottles of lemonade on camping holidays without sharing or saving drink for their siblings.

James is such a bladdergut....he guzzled all the lemonade and saved none for us, selfish git.
Watch Nick...he is a bit of a bladdergut, he will want to use your loo and will pee on the seat.
Catherine is a thirsty kid...a bladdergut, has to have a drink with meals or can't eat.

by Oakbark September 2, 2018