Blink 182

An alt rock band that some believe to be a punk rock band, these people are incredibly wrong and should listen to a real punk rock band.

Hey you here joe likes blink 182, what a pussy ass bitch someone should cut his Mohawk off

by Comegetsum41 September 1, 2017

Binks

v. - Posting random off topic links to the web, especially in blog comments and stream chats. Past tense form is binkd.

"Every time we get a good discussion going, Karen comes in and binks makeup tutorials and everyone goes off topic"

"I was going to post something useful, but instead I binged cat videos and binkd all over the thread"

by John_Beckham December 30, 2019

venitian blinds

Venitian blinds refers to uncirmcumcised penises... because you have to "keep pulling them back".

They had "venitian blinds" which meant you had to keep pulling them back to keep the equipment in full view.

by Derek Lamar September 1, 2006

shootin' blanks

When a male ejaculates but there is no sperm

i wanted to glarbonize on her back, but the whole night i was shootin' blanks

by Ilik February 18, 2008

bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008

Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered

John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...

by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013

Nice blinker, asshole

A common Boston saying when driving, since no one in the city uses a blinker. This rude, yet common, driving behavior transcends all ages and gender.

"Nice blinker, asshole!" said the Bostonian as the yellow Subaru cut him off.

by Grant Rampus August 2, 2016