Blindside butterbeans

A dish served to an evicted houseguest who didn't expect the unexpected.

Git ready Pooch! You're about to git served up a big ol' plate of Blindside butterbeans!

by PowerUzer9001 July 28, 2022

private blendering

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.

Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009

O'Blenis

A kid named Ben who loves minecraft has a Giant Forehead..

Hey that kids got an O'Blenis

by That Forehead Named TG March 28, 2013

Italian Blender

Cumming on a persons face and then furiously whipping your dick in a circular motion infront of the said persons face while making a "WURRRRRRRRRRRRRR" noise.

Jack: I heard my neighbor doing the Italian Blender last night...
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

by BonerJamz97 April 27, 2014

Nut Blend

When two or more people cum inside you mixing their cum together to create a custom nut blend

James and I were left limping after being completely nut blended

by Regurgitate January 23, 2022

Blendini

1.(n)A ritas itlain ice smoothie
2.(n) a black italian person

person 1:your friend shaquile francietti is a blendini.
person 2:whats that?
person 1:an italian nigger
person 2: haha...i guess

by mitchell James Br August 22, 2008

Hunter Bledsoe

A teenage boy turning into a man. a man who broke my heart. always walking around like he's the shit thinking he runs everything and everyone. of course that was cool when he was going out with me. he would always hold my hand always have a hand on me...somewhere.he has the sexiest walk you could imagion. but then when he's done with you he goes out with one of your close friends and they always fall for him. for some reason the hand of a boy on you is just the greatest feeling in the world to a teenager girl. it makes you feel wanted loved needed. im guilty as oj.

"The other day, at Regan's party, Hunter Bledsoe grapped my ass and Kayla and him have been going out sense friday night. He is such and ass." said Ashlee. "Yeah i know he is such a player. huughh! it makes me sick. I would never go out with him!!!!! Or kiss him he made out trashy Courtney one time!!!"

by Kayla Doyle January 19, 2009