Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

by beerstudk February 8, 2010

battery interuptis

When the battery in your adult toy runs out mid intercourse and you are forced to interupt the session to search for a new battery.

Bill; "how was your weekend Tim?"
Tim: "it was awsome, except for that darned battery interuptis"

by jake678 April 25, 2010

Baterz

People who hate on Tim Tebow (but they don't know why?).

People who do not believe in Tim Tebow's capabilities.

"Anonymous" NY Jet players who talk smack about Tim Tebow.

Come September there will be a bunch of baterz jumping on the Tebow bandwagon.

by Tebow Muffinaire September 15, 2012

batterykens

1. n. People who drive totally electric cars; usually forward thinkers, hippies, etc.

2. n. Trend followers, avant garde novelists etc. , often derisive.

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Nice car. You batterykens are sure coming out of your closet-sized garages.

You're saying that because our garages are so small right?

by hardyharhar1 March 14, 2013

batherosclerosis

Batherosclerosis is a condition in which the bath tub drain wall thickens as a result of the accumulation of hair and general human filth resulting in a bath tub that has to be left overnight to drain properly. Curable with a plunger, gas mask and a strong stomach.

Person 1: Your bathtub has a sever case of batherosclerosis.
Person 2: Oh Dear!
Person 3: Not to worry! I shall brave the filth with my mighty plunger! For Narnia!
Person 2: My hero!

by llamas007 April 7, 2013

Battery drainer

A friend, significant other, or acquaintance who won't stop texting you.

Adam: Dude your phone has gone off like twelve times in the last ten minutes.

Brian: Yeah that's the new girlfriend. She's a real battery drainer.

by RogueEconomist December 6, 2015

batterchatter

A person who obsessive compulsively spends all his time talking violently about OPB (Other People's Bull).

What a batterchatter she is, spends all of her day gossiping about opb.

by ChatterBatter May 11, 2017