Bartledue

That’ll Do

Is that everything for today sir…””Bartledue””
Pardon me?
That’ll Do !

by Tonyhawker September 28, 2022

Barmed

Verb: to shit ones self
Derived from the scouse term for a bread roll; barm.
To say someone has barmed it, is to say their bumcheeks resemble the two buns in a curry barm.

"Arr lad, remember when I fronted that maggot?!"
"Yeah man, he curry-barmed it. Proper messed his trousers."

by Ricardo Espana October 9, 2022

Bartender

Surfer of the vibes

Bartender got me right

by killahsish November 16, 2022

Borted

when you are waiting for something exiting to happen, but you are very bored!

I’m bored and exited, I guess I’m borted!

by anonymous November 21, 2022

Borted

For example I’m going on vacation in 2 hours and I’m so exited, I’ve finished packing and I have nothing to do so I’m sitting here really bored and exited at the same time! Being borted makes 3 hours seem like 3 days.

I’m so exited to see my friends in 4 hours, im waiting for them but I have nothing to do while im waited. I’m borted!

by sophs..dictionnary November 21, 2022

borted

the mix of bored and exited. Borted, you are so excited for tomorrow,Christmas, Halloween, etc.
But you are waiting and you are so bored!

Ugh I’m going to Hawaii tomorrow, I’ve finished packing! But now I’m sitting here is really boring!
I’m so borted…

by sophs..dictionnary December 22, 2022

Baited Breath

When you’re masturbating for auto erotic asphyxiation , and you actually find bait fish in your rod.

Wow, that baited breath was asphymazing.

by LeoSin February 15, 2023