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Half-Bathtize

When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.
Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....

Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.
by squintyekalb August 26, 2013
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Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.
My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.
by tawnyammm January 2, 2014
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Bohemian Baptism

Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.
"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"
by Tracwoc December 23, 2014
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Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.
"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"
by nickidel07 July 19, 2016
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Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
by Famallamalam May 25, 2016
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crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.
"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”
by Abby_c July 7, 2017
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redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."
by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017
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