nazi badger 

an evil cold hearted pessimistic hypercritical nazi who is intrusive and has no respect for anyone. usually a librarian or teacher.

Goddamn!!! mr neally is such a nazi badger.

nazi badger by jaime'' January 5, 2009

Going full-on honey badger

To go nuts, or to become suddenly aggressive.

"We were having a nice conversation, and then he went full-on honey badger, cursing about my stance."

"They're lucky that going full-on honey badger isn't an option, because the police are watching."

Going full-on honey badger by Leona Loots December 24, 2011

Baddest of the asses 

When just a 'badass' isn't enough. Applicable for anything or anyone

Bill: Yo! I've been to this pub close by. It's so badass.
Phil: Yeah, I've been there too. It's baddest of the asses bro!!

Baddest of the asses by Blessed Sinner May 21, 2016

snow badger 

A stealthy animal originaly found in the cairngorm mountains. A vicious little fucker that can rip a man's head off in two seconds flat.

see picture for a snow badger in a snow field

snow badger by Kate Jachacy September 25, 2005

Badger Spotting

The act of engaging in annonymous homosexual sex in a public park. This phrase comes from the University of Wisconsin Madison Badgers, where members of the schools Fraternities used to do this in order to hide their choice of lifestyle and yet give in to their urges.

Unknown to the other Frat brothers, Ryan often snuck out late at night for a little badger spotting in Camp Randal Memorial Park.

Badger Spotting by MiguelSanchez93 November 5, 2009

poke badgers with spoons 

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

poke badgers with spoons by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.

dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up

twat badger by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014