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Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus
Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.
by Candice Reema September 24, 2022
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Backwards pissing

Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick
“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”
by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019
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Stomp your kneecaps backwards

Basically a threat where you threaten to make them have chicken knees
I’m gonna stomp your kneecaps backwards!
by Embers20342 February 18, 2022
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Ballin' Backwards

Balling or ballin' backwards is best defined as losing ground, wasting time and/or resources, failing to progress in life and instead decreasing in power and influence while thinking you are being wise and progressing.

ALSO Making poor decisions which ultimately place you in a position of losing the progress you've have made in life or love. Said losses may be financial, emotional, social, physical, mental, and more. The end result is that you are playing the Game of Life very badly and not moving forward to be greater later, but instead standing still while others move past you, or actually exhibiting behaviors and making choices that make you lose ground.
After they broke up, Sheila was doing well - went back o school, bot a better job and was planning to buy a house. But when Malik came begging she let him back into her life and now she has no education, got evicted, and he spent the money she'd saved on some wild scheme to "start a business." That girl is working so hard but seriously ballin' backwards!
by Debsterism April 14, 2023
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Backwards Stander

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.
When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.
by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007
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Backwards pizza place

The backwards pizza place means to have someone shove cheese, tomato paste/sauce, and garlic in your rectum before buttfucking you while saying mama mia
by Dknotdonkey March 7, 2024
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Swinging the bat backwards

A term used to describe an a extremely gay man that likes to swing each others bats by the fat end and plays in the mud holes in the out field
It all started when he started swinging the bat backwards that’s when he realized he likes men
by The menace to society June 28, 2025
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