Bachelor Shower

The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.

MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...

by psuedoben April 4, 2009

Bachelor Brush

the act of brushing your teeth with a bare toothbrush because you don't have time or just ran out of toothpaste

Dude1: I woke up this morning with only 10 minutes to get to work... i had to bachelor brush

by CBJDoe September 13, 2009

autumn bachman

asshole, bitch, cunt, dicksucker,ejaculation sensation,fucking gook porch monkey... stupid fucktard that spread her legs to anything with n with out a pulse. a person with every type of std out there including mutations of what she already has... also known as aids cochina bachman oh n bachman meaning fucking retarded fuck tard. pussy loser then dumbos ears...

damn i can hear this bitch from a mile away her pussy just flappen, oh bro shes what u call an autumn bachman, stay away bro shes puke worthy....

ewww gross look at that bitch eww she so nasty not even my puke will get near that. that what you call an Autumn rayne bachman...

by xxFangxx65 September 8, 2011

bachelorism

Bachelorism is an a relationship status for single men who are bachelors. Bachelorism is somewhat of an epidemic that effects men who are single. The term was coined by Match.com in 2006 when they embarked on a quest to try to get single women to "cure men of bachelorism".

Match.com: Proud to support the fight against bachelorism.

by Nymosis October 28, 2006

bachelorina

Pretty much the same as bachelorette just said differently; a girly single woman

Shelley decided she wasn't ready for another boyfriend at the moment. She opted to be a bachelorina

by cherry_darling November 27, 2009

Bachelor Salad

A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.

Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.

by ImaginaryRawr September 4, 2010

Bachelor Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of random collection of ingredients that can be found in a bachelor's kitchen. Also known as a bachelor sangwich, bachelor sammy, randy sammy, or potpournini (potpourri / panini)

Ryan made a bachelor sandwich with ham, gravy, pickles, one slice of bread, a tortilla, a hasbrown, and crushed Top Ramen.

by RonnieSan August 14, 2011