spunk in arse

blow your load in a lady's arse hole

"I can't wait to spunk in arse at the club tonight mate"

by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017

gargle arse

Gargle arse- is the descriptive word when someone's fart resembles and embodies a gargling drain..

Did you hear richs' fart. He's a right gargle arse

by Gargle arse November 14, 2017

Arse badger

A real jerk

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger

by Shayomac February 19, 2017

Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs May 1, 2016

arse blinder

Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"

v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang

v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn

interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment

That final hill was an absolute arse blinder bugger

Arse Blinder! wanker, prat, fuckwit, gobshite

by foundryman September 30, 2012

scabby-arsed

Of poor quality, not up to scratch. Can refer to quality of workmanship etc. Also applicable to someone who has let their standards drop in their appearance, " She's looking a bit scabby-arsed."

She's looking scabby-arsed

by skullhead. September 7, 2012

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011