Ant's on a vaganus

When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.

Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.

by David Cuntsuki July 6, 2023

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Ant-fight

A fight between co-workers.

EX: My co-workers Jim and Johnathan got into a huge ant-fight at work.

by sapphonaut October 3, 2017

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sustainable ant colony

A sustainable ant colony is an ant colony that feeds off of a male's semen, usually a horny teenage boy excited by the ants eating his love sauce. The teenage boy then most likely receives a maternal feeling by feeding his 'ant children'.

"Hey, don't tell anyone this but... I have a sustainable ant colony in my room that feeds on my jizz."

by #1 Education Place February 25, 2020

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Dead Ant

A synonym for dead turtle. Can also be used to describe a triggered/salty person after they deny being triggered/salty.

Person 1: “I’m not triggered tho what makes u think that it’s a simple question.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017

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cod-ant

a rogue ant which escapes its colony and reverts to the life of a cod rider. It is a rare creature however it has been spotted riding cods across the colder waters and deeper sea regions throughout the North Atlantic.

The cod-ant travelled gracefully through the water, two minds as one.

by SophTK January 15, 2021

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