alpha tower

the situation, when a girl is bent over or in doggy-stile position, with a guy having sex with her while she is giving head to another guy in front of her. the two men give each other a high-5, forming an "A".
"we had her in an alpha tower"
by don't touch 2 much November 14, 2006
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alpha simp

The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.
Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".
by Tipoe April 02, 2020
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Alpha-Negro

If, on your first night in cell block E you want to make a strong impression, then you attack the Alpha-Negro with a fork.
by Charles Murfy March 04, 2009
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Alpha Male

An individual who has earned a PHD.
"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"
by PHD = Pretty Huge Dick November 05, 2020
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Alpha wolf

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side
Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf
by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017
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Alpha snail

A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.
Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*
by Pooppy queen April 11, 2019
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Alpha Female

The smartest woman in a given group of women. Generally one of the more psychologically attractive ones because she's nice, but not afraid to put a stupid female (whore) in her place for being a bitch by kicking said bitch's ass. Alpha females sometimes have a naturally occurring (meaning no plastic surgery) bra cup size of DD and up in addition to being smart, kind, and a total badass.

Characteristics of an Alpha Female:

Smart (IQ of 90 or higher)
Naturally large breasts (sometimes)
Badass
Brave
Kind
Independent
Not afraid of men
Fun to be around
Gets along with others
Good manners
Isn't a sex worker
Funny
Is either single or is in a relationship with only 1 person
Isn't a feminazi/feminist
I'm an Alpha Female.
by Vampira Andres November 29, 2022
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