alpha simp

The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.

Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".

by Tipoe April 1, 2020

Alpha Male

An individual who has earned a PHD.

"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"

by PHD = Pretty Huge Dick November 4, 2020

alpha tower

the situation, when a girl is bent over or in doggy-stile position, with a guy having sex with her while she is giving head to another guy in front of her. the two men give each other a high-5, forming an "A".

"we had her in an alpha tower"

by don't touch 2 much November 14, 2006

Alpha-Negro

The strongest person in jail.

If, on your first night in cell block E you want to make a strong impression, then you attack the Alpha-Negro with a fork.

by Charles Murfy March 10, 2009

Alpha wolf

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side

Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf

by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017

Alpha red

The term used to describe Halo in class when your not supposed to be playing it.

Hey man whats the IP for alpha red.

Yer its 172.16.2.116

OMG i just owned this noob in alpha red

by bmacpherson March 22, 2009

Alpha Kid

A person/younger kid born in the early 2010s to the late 2010s (not years from 2000-2009).

Kid 1: oh here comes Joey, that Alpha Kid, that fucking 5th grader.
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!

by ChuckenMan8478 March 2, 2021