alpha simp

The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.

Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".

by Tipoe April 1, 2020

Alpha-Negro

The strongest person in jail.

If, on your first night in cell block E you want to make a strong impression, then you attack the Alpha-Negro with a fork.

by Charles Murfy March 10, 2009

alpha tower

the situation, when a girl is bent over or in doggy-stile position, with a guy having sex with her while she is giving head to another guy in front of her. the two men give each other a high-5, forming an "A".

"we had her in an alpha tower"

by don't touch 2 much November 14, 2006

Alpha Male

An individual who has earned a PHD.

"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"

by PHD = Pretty Huge Dick November 4, 2020

Alpha wolf

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side

Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf

by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017

Alpha snail

A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.

Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Alpha Kid

A person/younger kid born in the early 2010s to the late 2010s (not years from 2000-2009).

Kid 1: oh here comes Joey, that Alpha Kid, that fucking 5th grader.
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!

by ChuckenMan8478 March 2, 2021