Al Haymon

Modern day prize fighter owner who signs young, uneducated, impressionable men into garbage contracts. He convinces young black fighters that because he's black also, he's looking out for their best interest. He accomplishes this by gifting them gaudy jewelry and giving them allowances to make them feel special. Meanwhile he delays their success with inactivity and non-competitive low risk matches.

After obtaining an MBA from Harvard Al Haymon went on to become the most prominent career destroyer in America.

by Braintank October 9, 2018

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al funcoot

The alias mad by the villian count olaf from a series of unfortunate events c o u n t O l a f A l f u n c o o t

The villian al funcoot is on the loose

by Klaus bauldalaire March 4, 2019

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et al

"everything else" or "other related items". It's not too far from its true Latin meaning, just a little more urbanized.

"You bring the rum et al." Instead of "You bring the rum, ice, coke, glasses."

by Azion October 21, 2014

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Al Gore it

1. The act of turning off an electrical appliance, such as a lamp or television, which will help to end global warming.
2. Referring to your home; Turning off all appliances and unplugging them before leaving for the weekend.

1. If you're not using that lamp, please Al Gore it. The Polar ice caps are melting!
2. Tula: Will you lock the house up while I get the car? Evelyn: Yes and I'll be sure to Al Gore it so that we may do our part to end global warming.

by BaJinxy August 29, 2007

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Al Qa'ida

Actually a group of terrorists that didn't exist until the US government believed it so hard that it happened! Before that a loose coalition of terrorists existed. Now dedicated to overthrow Western "rule", even by bombing innocents in foreign cities.
Connected to the Taliban.

Al Qa'ida is believed to be behind a recent surge in car bombings.

by Anon52 May 18, 2006

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