Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

Runner

An individual who sells drugs for himself or an organization.

Im outta town these week hit up my runner if you need a bag.

by Lil Zaddy July 11, 2017

Runner

Can refer to someone working FOR television/film. Will gloat to others they work IN television/film. When the reality is they are just a bitch boi and think the sun shines out their arse.

Guy: “I work in television”
Guy2: “Oh really, what you do?”
Guy: “I’m a runner”
Guy2: “So you’re a bitch boi then”

by MarctheNarc1812 October 23, 2023

Spirit Runner

Where people stand opposite each other forming a "person tunnel" cheering someone on.

We made a spirit runner for my sister Melissa as she was going into surgery.

by smcsr December 19, 2022

Road runner

When you simeltaniously rub your genitals across your partners chest very hard

Girl i know you want that road runner!

by Road runner expertise December 14, 2016

Runner

A person who holds drugs for a dealer, and sells them, then brings the money back to dealer. Runners usually tend to be drug users themselves. They get paid to be the face/billboard of the a bigger fish.

I need a runner I can trust to sling my work out the trap.

by Putnam Angel May 6, 2022

pizza runner

Someone who is always bringing to you 'pizza' (something good/sex) while trying not to get caught.

Jeremiah was a pizza runner for her. His girlfriend had no idea what he was doing.

by JejoMomo September 1, 2016