Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016

banter and beer

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.

Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer

by Mr Mystery Man May 27, 2016

homeless beer

Beer of poor quality that is cheap and usually sold for $1 even cash no tax at downtown walk up "stores". Can including up to generic awful american light beers like light ales lagers and pilsners like Budweiser, while dipping as low as keystone, natural ice, etc. And of course the epic all time low, steel reserve.

Hey do you want like a six pack of something good, or just like a 30 rack of some homeless beers?

by a clever ud user May 7, 2016

Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)

I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis

by Zmoney December 7, 2005

Beer Gnome

Someone that steals your beer and gets drunk without paying a dime

Guy 1: Wheres all my beer!
Guy 2: Looks like the beer gnome struck again!

by Mogli333 June 24, 2011

driving beer

A term Canadians use to refer to light beer, as their standard beers are 5% alc/vol

Guy 1: "Are you ok to drive home?"
Canadian 1: " Yeah don't worry I've only been drinking driving beer"

by A Guy1 February 9, 2012

Beer exchange

When you bring your shitty beer to a party and drink someone else's good beer.

Julie: Thanks for the cooler of Meister Brau.

Joe: I'll have another Sam Ultra premium Summer Festabrew.

Moe: I thought you brought the cooler of Meister Brau toxic 12s.

Joe: I did, but I'm taking part in the beer exchange program.

by Bigmoe July 23, 2013