Slim the fuck up

What Someone is about to do.

“ I’ve been all heavy weights no cardio to ramp up. Going to start cardio next week”

“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up“

by Trouty August 27, 2021

slim hopity doo

For a girl with an ass bigger than slim thick

All this fucking money bring the finer things ey slim hopity doo with your cute ass

by Nicki*sss May 15, 2016

Slim-Nutting

The art of ejaculating, pinching the tip of your penis, and saving the rest for later.

"Bro have you ever tried slim-nutting?" "Yeah man, I did on Ashley and Martha the other day"

by NuttingEtiquette June 5, 2018

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Slimmed

When Slim himself intercepts a ball while playing defensive in American football

I should've thrown the ball higher because we just got slimmed.

by SlimBread July 3, 2022

Slim Bob Jillies

A way to describe something if it’s clean or looks good

“Yeah man, you rockin’ the slim bob jillies tonight.”
“Throw the slim bob jillies on tonight.”

by Rico Rambe August 3, 2021

Slim tonic

no one has a fuckin notion wa it means

cracking open a slim tonic with the boys

by eoghanstewartlovespenis03 March 3, 2019