Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.
by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016
Get the slap babymug. The act of grabbing the excess skin of your ball sack, lifting it up like elephant ears and slapping a girl in the face with your dick!
Branham - Thompson, what happen with that chick.
Thompson - She sucked at giving head so I gave her a trunk slap.
Thompson - She sucked at giving head so I gave her a trunk slap.
by ~BTR~ January 21, 2012
Get the Trunk Slapmug. Violently thrashing your torso resulting in your arms flinging about and slapping unweary passersby. You must let the movement of your torso fling out your arm, it is not a derp slap if you move your arm yourself.
by Zesty Pepper August 25, 2011
Get the Derp slapmug. dad - "dam who ate the last banana?"
son - "sorry dad I used it last night as I was giving sally her first Argentinean slap."
son - "sorry dad I used it last night as I was giving sally her first Argentinean slap."
by D_60w February 15, 2020
Get the Argentinean slapmug. 1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.
1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie
by BdazzL January 6, 2007
Get the spackle slapmug. To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007
Get the slapped the couchmug. by NashyGxx July 31, 2022
Get the Slap Joggymug.