Weiner

A small declining farm town in northeast Arkansas, Comparable to a real weiner in the fact that with age it has to begun to shrink and become somewhat useless, as well as not as funny to hear about anymore. 98% of the population are so old they have the same problem as the town itself.

Eric that lives in waldenburg is such a weiner.

by Akuma Drakul October 22, 2008

wiggity weiner

strong sad, strong bads brother who enjoys sitting in his dark basement listening to music or talking to walls and trees, he likes bord games more than most people and gets pummeld evry hour on the hour

i like bpard games more than most people do by that i mean i like board games more than most people do and also i like board games more than i like most people

by homsar August 10, 2003

Weiner Butt

1. An exceptionally nasty hot dog.
2. Pronoun for somebody acting like a douchebag

I vomited from eating a weiner butt last night.

Dude, stop acting like a wiener butt.

by The Rizzle January 3, 2006

weenerschnitzal

guy that collects weeners and is a queer

Matt Shaffer or any other queer guy

by Seth Hawkins April 5, 2005

Weiner Measles

The generic, nondescript term for any of a host of venereal diseases (STD's), especially those which cause some sort of eruption on the penis.

James: I would stay away from her. She's hot and all, but...

Bill: But what?

James: You'll probably end up with a scorching case of weiner measles.

by JoeFriday July 20, 2009

Wienerschnitzel

Using your cock to slap a girl/woman/bitch across the face. Must be accompanied by a clearly heard *SLAP* sound.

That wienerschnitzel party was great last night! I must've wienerschnitzeled at least 30 people!

by Wienerschnitzel-aholic August 10, 2009

oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006