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twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.
Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!
by Holy Schmidt August 17, 2007
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light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;
by hello gato October 9, 2008
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Grib Weights

young, large and perky female breasts
Sally's looking might fine today....she has an excellent set of grib weights.
by aabke August 11, 2009
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chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job
"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!
by bannercracker November 22, 2010
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Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.
Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.
by schmeeva May 28, 2013
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munchie weight

Severe weight gain as a result of excessive marijuana use.
Wow! Michael sure has gained a lot of munchie weight now that he's a stoner.
by Thecat1098 April 11, 2014
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security weight

Someone who puts on weight while in a relationship because they are not single anymore and looking for someone
Jeez, she sure has put on some security weight since you two started dating
by Gustilo April 14, 2014
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