by niccerdoodles October 04, 2019
It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.
-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!
by Titanclaws November 09, 2018
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021
A potent concoction of Everclear, Hawaiian Punch mix, Diced Pineapple, Sprite and other unknown substances. When the creator first used his invention, the result was an entire sorority crawling on the ground. His brothers seized their golden opportunity created by the new substance and thus the slaying begun. Now "Wilson Water" is the #1 prescribed medication by street pharmacists to sexually frustrated men worldwide. Be careful, that much power can corrupt a man.
Susan: My ass hurts so bad!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!
by Spice Miner July 24, 2013
by Ben69Dover420 October 05, 2017
Also known as "Desi Water." Cheap beer such as Coors Light, Keystone Light, and very commonly Natural (Natty) Light or Ice. The term was coined by the Bro community as these so-called "beers" are the beverage of choice when the Bros take their lifted Ford Rangers, dirt bikes, and quads out to the desert for weekends of gasoline fumes, general drunkenness and groping of their underage female companions.
Bro #1: "Bro! Make sure we have enough Desert Water for this weekend in Glamis!
Bro #2: "Dude.... Bro... No worries! I've already got 6 cases of Natty Light!!"
Bro #1: "Sick! That'll get the bitches wasted!"
Bro #2: "Dude.... Bro... No worries! I've already got 6 cases of Natty Light!!"
Bro #1: "Sick! That'll get the bitches wasted!"
by Sergio Villalobos November 10, 2006
A dusty old man who used to be the bassist for Pink Floyd, who almost single-handedly did all of their best work during the 70's, until he got too egotistical and evil and dropped out of the band expecting it to die without him, where he then preceeded on an OK solo career, with his last work as of right now being an opera called Ca Ira.
Roger waters is old, he's mean, he's rich as hell and complains about rich people, and he's very egotistical. Yet we all love him.
by Chad Corgan May 03, 2006