Sausage Warrior

someone who uses someone else's pork sword, generally a homosexual

Adam is a sausage warrior!

stop touching me you sausage warrior

Joel grabbed my pork sword, he is such a sausage warrior

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

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flip-flop warrior

A person that wears flip-flops no matter what weather or time of day.

Jenny: Did you see Alyson? She wore flip-flops to the class ski trip!
Mona: What can I say, she's a flip-flop warrior...

by exoticskittles June 27, 2009

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Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon

An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.

Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"

by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019

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ego-warrior

Species of environmental activist (Gimius Limelitius), that sadly is nowhere near the endangered list. Considers itself waaay above any kind of requirement to deal in accurate information, to think rationally, or to treat the opposition fairly. Exists across a range of habitats, including fields of actually or allegedly transgenic crops (preferred activity: uprooting), banks of TV cameras (preferred activity: indulging in purple and impassioned pleas to rest of population that generally involve mentioning children) and rooms set aside for public debate with scientists (preferred activities: screaming, name calling, pulling hair and storming out in a huff). Its favourite habitat, though, is up a tree, preferably as high a tree as possible and especially one that stands along the route of a planned motorway. The species reproduces itself by way of books and websites featuring the kind of fuzzy logic once associated with the likes of Charles Berlitz. It associates mostly or entirely with its own kind and its only predator is Homo Scientificus Rationalis, or so it claims. Often covered in carbuncles, some of which may be mistaken for quartz crystals, and may smell musky or musty, depending on the weather. Claims to be herbivorous. Among biologists, opinion is divided between whether this species represents part of the order of mammals, or that of reptiles. Others say there is just something fishy about it.

Look at those ego-warriors, uprooting your man's sugar beet and claiming to be out to save the Earth.

by Fearman August 19, 2007

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