Cardi B wannabe

An entitled woman who acts very snobby and is loud, rude, and very disrespectful.

I can tell how that woman made a big scene out of a small matter that she is a Cardi B wannabe.

by Rock 'n' April 6, 2022

Mari-Wannabe

An individual who is remarkably bad at smoking weed. The mari-wannabe will often request to smoke repeatedly, and then say "I'm good" after a single hit. Mari-wannabes will sometimes pretend to have the munchies after smoking and eat large quantities of food in front of the television just for show. Mari-wannabes are widely believed to be incredibly unpleasant in the event they actually do get high, and often blurt gibberish or freak out uncontrollably, requiring that they then be babysat by their non-mari-wannabe acquaintances for a number of hours. Mari-wannabes typically do not take up smoking until about senior year of high school, after everyone else they know has, and often talk about smoking weed far more often than they actually partake in it. They generally end up getting arrested because they were driving 10 miles per hour in a 30 zone because they were afraid of accidentally speeding with their bowl in the car with them.

Jack: Hey man, let's smoke, should I invite Frank?

Ryan: Naw man, I realized last weekend, after he took one hit of regs and passed out on my couch for the next 24 hours that Frank's just a mari-wannabe.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

Emo wannabe

A stupid person who thinks they are emo, a person who made their parents take them to footlocker so they could buy a pair of converse and only own one black t shirt that they wear everyday and deny that they've been wearing the same nightmare before Christmas shirt for two months. They have virtually no idea how to wear makeup and sneaks their mom's black eyeshadow or results to coloring on their eyes with a black pastel crayon, claiming that it is makeup. An emo wannabe is a total poser who is too afraid to actually cut themselves and usually just scratch themselves with a bent paperclip and try's to pass it off as "scars" when you don't even break the skin.

Emo: *talking to other emos* Guys, that slipknot concert Saturday was like, so awesome I almost screamed like a stupid conformist fan.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.

by NunyaBuisnessSoStopAskin January 7, 2011

GTA Wannabe Tryhard

Wannabe tryhards in GTA are players who think they're really good but actually they're pretty trash and don't have skill at all. They will use quite a lot cheap tactics like "Ghost Organization", "Off radar", RPG's, EWO mid-fight, abuse passive mode to sneak on you in a jet (or abuse passive mode in general) or they will only kill you in OP vehicles and claim they have owned you. They dress like tryhards and care about their K/D ratio which they're triggered when it drops. Wannabe's don't really know how to snipe or use normal weapons at all so their only option is to use cheap tactics described above (I know RPG is not a cheap tactic but they're using it in every situation even when they could use normal weapons).

GTA Wannabe Tryhard in a nutshell:

Wannabe Tryhard: *Kills tryhard or anyone in an Opressor*
Actual Tryhard: *Pathetic lmao, let's do 1v1 on the beach*
Wannabe Tryhard: *Take L 1-0 your (not you're on purpose) trash, I don't have time for you, loool, traaaaaassh*

by Xx_Tonyy_xX July 7, 2019

oodee-wannabe

n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.

I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

totally drunk slut wannabe

A girl who fakes drinking pretends like she is drinking when no one is looking so she has an excuse to get on more than one guy every night.

Jackie is a totally drunk slut wannabe of Mariah who doesnt drink, but pretends she is wasted out of her mind at parties so she has an excuse to act "drunk" and hook up with more than one guy.

by youdeservethismofo June 11, 2006

goth-wannabe

Wants and tries to be a goth, but really isnt

An example of one often wears black, stereotypically 'goth' clothes, but their personality it perky/happy/optimistic/just NOT goth.

by Nothing Chen April 19, 2005