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Honour Wank

When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.
e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo
by AsianEquations April 21, 2014
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Sniff wank

When you are so turned on by the smell of something, you have to masterbate
My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow
by Paedo Ted April 25, 2011
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Dangle Wank

When a lady dangles her breasts over her partners mouth in order to be sucked whilst the partner pleasures themself.
He lay on his back and sucked her dangling titties whilst having a Dangle Wank
by LadyBairdy July 30, 2015
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pixel wanking

An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.

An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"

Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
by lleighto August 20, 2011
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Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013
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PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.
by gonzobrains August 13, 2016
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Wank-mates

Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.

A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.
Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.

Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.

Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.
by travelling_man January 28, 2013
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